Well, we've done it. I made you meat paste and you ate it. Mixed it with some yams... meat and potatoes. Congratulations Jack, today, as your father said, you became a MAN.
Orrrrr, it's also possible you became a cat. It looked like cat food. Cooked ground turkey pureed until it resembled cement.
But, no matter! You enjoyed your healthy dose of protein! You smiled, smacked your lips, (gagged once or twice), and listened to me go on and on about getting tickets to your gun show.
MUSC-CLE MAN, YEAH, GRUNT, MEAT PASTE!!!