Because your name is Jack, you have a few of these guys:
They scare you. They scare me! The music is so sinister and creepy, like when movies foreshadow something terrible that's about to happen. It pops just a hair before you think it should, every time. A quote from your 4-year-old cousin:
That just made my heart tickle!
That's an adorable way of saying this mother f'er needs to be thrown out.
(Yes, it's before 6 in the morning right now...)