I think I want these...
Why do I want them? Because, I'm going to cut up your food until you're 18 years old and you eventually leave me. Why am I going to do that? Because, I don't think I will ever, EVER get over my fear of you choking. I mean, it might help when you have more than 5 teeth. A little. Right now, I'll give you a small bite of chicken and I'm talking VERY SMALL. As your little fingers guide the chicken towards your mouth I panic and think, wait that wasn't small enough. Was it? No, look at it Siri, it's huge, IT'S HUGE! GRAB IT! GRAB IT! I will then grab it and break it up into minute pieces, almost to the point where it becomes invisible.
This is NOT helping you learn to eat. I need to take a chill pill. Yeah, I said that.
Thanks Style Cafe Moms for the info on the shears. You can buy them HERE.