Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Knock Knock

You've figured out 'knock knock jokes'.  Sort of.  Here's how your's go...

You: Knock knock who's there.  
Me: No, just say knock knock.  I say who's there.  
You: Knock knock who's there.  
Me: Ok.  Who's there.  
You: Cock-a-doodle-doo who.  
Me: Cock-a-doodle-doo who who?
You: (Eruption of laughter)

Apparently I've just figured them out as well, or at least can't remember any of the good ones, because here's my version...

Me: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?  
Me: Apple.
You: (Laughter)
Me: Say apple who?
You: Apple who?
You: (Rolling on the floor laughing and no, I will not abbreviate that.)

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