HELP

For some reason, you're not very interested in playing with toys. You like things. Remote controls, the newspaper, water bottles and Blackberry's.

The Blackberry might be your favorite thing. I could put a truck of Babies 'R Us toys in one hand and my Blackberry in another and there would be no contest. (Yes, I can hold a truck in my hand...don't ask so many questions.)

Your new thing? Calling 911. You've dialed this emergency number on two Blackberry phones. I think this is either a funny coincidence or, you're reaching out for actual help. Is something wrong? Are you trying to escape? Because I have a truck full of Babies 'R Us toys with your name on it if you'll please stay here with me.