Friday, November 20, 2009


For some reason, you're not very interested in playing with toys. You like things. Remote controls, the newspaper, water bottles and Blackberry's.

The Blackberry might be your favorite thing. I could put a truck of Babies 'R Us toys in one hand and my Blackberry in another and there would be no contest. (Yes, I can hold a truck in my hand...don't ask so many questions.)

Your new thing? Calling 911. You've dialed this emergency number on two Blackberry phones. I think this is either a funny coincidence or, you're reaching out for actual help. Is something wrong? Are you trying to escape? Because I have a truck full of Babies 'R Us toys with your name on it if you'll please stay here with me.

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