I think you might be a genius.
Wait, wait, hear me out. I know I'm probably not the first mother in the history of mothers to claim that their child is ridiculously smart. But I am YOUR mother, and I know best, so you should listen to what I have to say always and forever and I completely forgot where I was going with this...
Right, you might be a GENIUS!
You have a sick memory. All I have to do is point at something a few times, tell you what it is, and you remember. Christmas tree, fire, ocean, monkey butler - you know ALL of these things! (Yeah, we have a monkey butler, just don't worry about it.)
A normal part of brain development, you say? NO. You're a baby genius. Someone tell me how to phone the Today Show because I'm putting you on it. As long as I can claim that a small part of this genius came from me. (I COULD sing Christmas carols at age one, I'm just saying...)