Yesterday, I put on lipstick to take you to the market. That was a weird thing for me to do, you see, because on an average day I do not wear lipstick. But I don't know, I guess yesterday I wanted to feel like I was Angelina Jolie or Heidi Klum because they have eight kids and still, you know, wear lipstick and stuff.
Anyway, while I thought I looked like a super model, you must have thought I looked like a clown, because you immediately stuck your little finger straight into my glossy goo and smeared it across my chin. Evidence:
Well, you can't really tell, but it looks like I've been punched in the chin. What's more upsetting is... that is my sexy face. If you want to leave me for Heidi Klum, I will understand.