Last night, you slept from 8:30pm to 7am. This is HUGE NEWS. BREAKING NEWS. RECORD-BREAKING NEWS. I don't know what we did right yesterday, little buddy, but you can bet that we will be doing it exactly the same tonight and every night after that, to a T. That means...
1. I'm going to need a copy of the State of the Union. Did anyone DVR that? This will become your new bedtime story.
2. Tacos for dinner, every night, from this point forward.
3. Oh, crap! I showered this morning! I hadn't showered yesterday. No more showering ever again.
4. We went for a really long walk and saw Blythe Danner, meaning, we'll have to try and run into her at least once a day. Hmm, does anyone know who represents her? Maybe we can find some paparazzi to tip us off on where she is at all times.
Alright, it's Groundhog's Day starting NOW. Get ready for a predictable, boring, unoriginal life with LOTS OF SLEEP!
Yay! Conrats on the sleep little man. I will be joining you for dinner every night now. Taco night!
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If you see Blythe again tell her who you are re: me...we are connected at the hip thru the Oral Cancer Foundation!!!...she lives in NYC...
love you.......czp