Chalk it Up!

We decided to take a whole wall in your play room and turn it into a chalk board...


It has been family fun for all! Check out my DJ Lance Rock!


Not bad, if I do say so myself...


But speaking of BAD, check out your dad's depiction of me:


That's horror film scary. I'm starting to see a trend here...

You're Fired.

We recently stayed at the Trump Soho in New York City (p.s. now when you see any building higher than 10 stories you point and say "Ooo Ork"). It was a lovely hotel with a lovely room and lovely service. They even gave you a coloring book to play with! Success. However, here is a page in said coloring book:


Fail.

Really, Donald Trump? This is the message you want to send small children? Notice how the lady isn't even holding any bags, leading me to believe those are not, in fact, her children but rather small slaves she hired to shop with.